For the most part, your job consists of eating saturated fats and delegating work to your staff of freakish elf men that live in the shed next door, but today is different. It’s Christmas, Nicholas. It’s time to hop on that sleigh and get paid. But when Jinx shoots you down and leaves your team […]

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You’re always getting those Sailor Soldiers out of tight spots, aren’t you, Tuxedo Mask? Speaking of which, Sailor Moon has come to thank for your help, and she’ll do so by putting you in another tight spot – her pussy. Sailor Moon is your favourite of the Sailor Soldiers, there’s something about the way she […]

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It’s not easy getting an apprenticeship under the most powerful human sorceress of all time, Jaina Proudemoore, but you’ve managed to do it. Jaina is strict though, and when she catches you without your armour during a time of war, she reminds you that there’s a whole dark and evil world out there and death […]

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You’re exhausted after fighting all day long in the Dark Kingdom, that’s why you’ve come to seek out the succubus Morrigan. You know that getting involved with her is dangerous, but you need to unwind. You’re a tiny bit hesitant, but when she reaches for your dick, you just go with it. By the time […]

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Piloting an Eva has just always come naturally to you, hasn’t it Shinji? Admittedly, you have been slacking when it comes to training, but Asuka is here to kick your ass into gear. That being said, she realises that you might just be the better pilot. Jealous that your syncing skills are more refined than […]

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You’ve been getting a little closer with your pal Lilith lately. Running around the badlands, blasting’ bandits, fighting Handsome Jack, and sticking it to Hyperion forms a pretty intimate bond. Today, when you’re exploring a new area of your map, Lilith swings the door open in a panic. Claptrap has been on her ass all […]

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You’ve taken your motorcycle to Hammerhead for a tune-up, and in true Cindy Aurum fashion, she’s got your steel horse primed, prim and proper one day ahead of schedule. How she manages to get any mechanic work done in those tiny shorts is a mystery, but watching her bend over your bike gets you rock […]

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We get it Vegeta, you’re ripped as fuck. You’ve been training non-stop since anyone can remember, but it’s time to put down the creating for God’s sake. You’ve just destroyed Bulma’s house and nearly gotten yourself killed in the process. I bet you feel like a real tit now. Despite your selfishness, a very pissed […]

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Sombra’s hacking skills have been wreaking havoc on your organisation’s defence systems. You gotta give it to her, she’s good with her hands. That being said, your poor encryption skills are not going to make you very popular with your superiors. You’ll be lucky if you’re even still alive this time tomorrow. You know you’re […]

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The Huns are on the retreat now and you’ve taken a step back from the frontlines. After marrying Mulan, you continue to train new recruits, but your duties are less strenuous now and you don’t have to switch to your Donny Osmand voice and sing “Make a Man Out of You” nearly as often. That […]

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